1-This mom who wasn’t expecting children. (1st Place throphy of the 15 fortune telling stories goeeesss to this person)
Although the other 14 of the fortune telling stories are fascinating, the number one of the crazy fortune telling stories goes to this one. “My mom and her ex-husband had gotten married largely in part because neither of them wanted kids. A psychic told my mom she would have two daughters. My mom wrote her off because she and her husband at the time had decided against kids. But sure enough, she married my dad several years later and had me and my sister!”
We are correct, RIGHT?! That story was shocking enough to get the first rank in the top 15 fortune telling stories. Fasten your seatbelts and read the rest.
2-This woman who got pregnant as soon as she stopped her birth control.
“I believed that fortune tellers were con artists. Last December, a fortune teller predicted that I’d find a great new job around the beginning of the year and that I will have immediately after discontinuing my birth control. Well, I started a new AMAZING job at the end of January and I had a baby after having my IUD out for 3 weeks.” In our opinion this story deserves the second rank out of 15 fortune telling stories.
3-This girl who got her destined fortune cookie.
The number three of the crazy fortune telling stories goes to this woman.
“A psychic once wrote down my lucky numbers on a piece of paper. A few weeks later, I was eating Chinese food and opened up my fortune cookie. To my surprise, the numbers in this fortune cookie were an EXACT match, and in the same sequence to what the fortune teller wrote down a few weeks earlier.”
4-This woman who remembered some advice when it was too late. (Is this enough to make it to the crazy fortune telling stories yet?!)
“A tarot card reader told me to stay away from a man with long, dark hair. Her words wouldn’t come back to me until years later when I was in a very abusive, controlling relationship with a man with long, dark hair. I wished I had remembered sooner.”
5- This “older” little sister.
“When I was a baby and my sister was four, a fortune teller told my mom that I would always be older. This sounds super weird, right? What does that mean? Because of my sister’s intellectual disabilities — which weren’t properly diagnosed until she was an adult — people have always assumed I’m older, and I’ve taken on the role of the older sibling.”
The top 5 of the fortune telling stories were pretty insane. However, the rest are even crazier!!
6-This girl’s forever that wouldn’t last.
“I asked a psychic if my boyfriend and I would stay together at 18. She told me, ‘He’s yours for now, but not forever.’ We stayed together for another nine years, but I dumped him when I learnt he used heroin like a madman. He passed away from an overdose nine months later.”
7- This girl’s grandfather’s secret.
“After my grandpa died, my mom went to a medium who said that he had wanted to tell her that he had another child he’d never mentioned. Later, my mom spoke with my grandfather’s second wife and she confirmed it! Apparently, my grandparents had had a child before getting married and put her up for adoption because sex before marriage was a big no-no at the time.”
8- This woman who was very easy to read, apparently.
“I went to a fortune teller when I was 21. She told me I will meet my husband through someone I already knew, get pregnant before I was married, get married at 25, and have twin boys at some point. Low and behold, my best friend introduced me to my husband when I was 22, we got pregnant with our daughter when I was 24, and we married when I was 25. Also, we welcomed twin boys last fall!”
9- This girl’s boyfriend’s dad’s secret affair.
“When my boyfriend and I went to see a psychic, the first thing she said to him was, ‘Oh, you need a hug. When did your parents get divorced?’ He looked at her funny because his parents were still together. About a year later, he found out that his dad had been having an affair. His mom and dad are not together anymore.”
10- This love connection in Niagara Falls.
“Years ago, a psychic said that I’d meet someone with blue eyes at some sort of dressy event that wasn’t a wedding or club. Four years later, I had to go to Niagara Falls for a networking event with my company. Everyone was a bit dressed up and I met a blue-eyed hottie. It was like magnets.” If you think this story doesn’t count, you should hear the next one!
11- This Thanksgiving pregnancy!
“I had been trying to get pregnant for months with no luck, so I asked a psychic if I’d ever get pregnant. He told me I would in November. I laughed. I found out I was pregnant with my first son on Thanksgiving!”
12-This red flag.
“My mother-in-law went to a Chinese soothsayer. She did fortune telling on my daugthers and to my husband. Later on the psychic told her that his lesson in this life was to learn from infidelity. I took it with a grain of salt and still married him. Fast forward 20 years and I am divorcing him because he cheated on me.”
13- The water in the walls.
“My fortune teller once told me, ‘I hear water in the walls of your apartment.’ Two months later, my apartment burned down because of an electrical fire started IN THE WALLS. It was put out by firehoses!”
14-This wedding-less bride.
“A psychic once told me that I would never have a wedding. I was a little girl at the time, so I took this to mean that I would never find love. I was upset by this prediction, but she was absolutely right. My husband and I eloped in 2015. I am really grad I am not legally with this man for the rest of my life.”
If you think you’ve had enough, bare with us for the last story. This one will shock you enough to make the top 15 crazy fortune telling stories.
15- This protection stone carrier. (We think this story deserves to be on the top 15 fortune telling stories)
The last one of the fortune telling stories goes to this person!
“As I was getting in my car to leave, a psychic from a nearby shop ran out to grab me. She gave me protection stones and made me promise I’d carry them at all times. She looked at my car and seemed nervous before she ran back inside. Three weeks later, I was life-lined from a car accident where I was declared dead on arrival but was later brought back. Safe to say I carry those stones everywhere I go now.”
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